Well, if I'm being completely honest, some of them were funny. At one point. [Hundreds of years ago probably.]

I don't know.

[Not much of an answer, no.]

I just...people are interesting, even if I've seen this song and dance before. Sometimes they do something different. They're the only thing that changes. Sorta. If you say something outrageous and they get angry, that's the most excitement I've seen in ages.

[...he really didn't meant to reveal that much to him, but once he started, he figured he might as well keep going.]